You've probably heard the phrase "party in a box" applied to a lot of different things — boxed wine or 30-packs of Busch, — but never like this. Uncrate.com calls The Soul Party In A Box   a self-contained, room-rattling speaker system.   To get your music in, it features a dock for your iPhone, iPad, or iPod, Bluetooth with AptX support, a USB port, and an auxiliary port. To blast it out to the world, it features side-firing dual 6.5" subs, 3" midrange drivers, and 1" tweeters, plus dual front firing 1.5" midrange speakers. Other features include an HDMI output, a karaoke mode with mic input, an included remote control, and a built-in handle for taking the party with you. Party on Garth.