ThinkGeek's creative team of writers informs us  that after the Death Star blew, Darth Vader apparently never stopped moping at his apartment.   In fact, all he does is cry, watch TV, and drink. Boy, can Vader knock back a few. He was starting to get better; some of the officers from the Death Star days would stop by to get him out of the house. You know, take him to a movie, and maybe out to a bar, just to get him to talk to someone -- anyone -- about what was going on. He was really turning it all around until one day he got a package from Luke. Inside  he found a bottle opener shaped like the Death Star. It was a great bottle opener, an easy grip for bottle opening leverage and best of all it's magnetic so it'll stick to your fridge when not in use. Sorry, Tie fighter not included.