Funny Sympathy Ecard: Sorry there's no Black Friday deal for the hospital visit you'll need after Black Friday.Funny Christmas Season Ecard: There's no limit to the amount of company time I'd waste shopping for your holiday gift.Funny Thanksgiving Ecard: Black Friday: Because only in America do people trample over others for sales, exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.Funny Thanksgiving Ecard: I'm celebrating Small Business Saturday by visiting twelve of my favorite liquor stores.Funny Christmas Season Ecard: All I want for Christmas is an electronic gadget that won't be obsolete by New Year's.